每天一樂 I’ll change my name

I’ll change my name

At the age of 16, Eddie decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, “A son of mine on the stage? It’s a disgrace!” he wailed. “What if the neighbors find out?”

“I’ll change my name,” the comic-to-be volunteered.

“Change your name!” his father screamed.

“What if you’re a success? How will the neighbors know it’s my son?”

我會改一個名字

埃迪十六歲了，他決定離開家去參加一個劇團。他的爸爸氣壞了。

“讓我兒子上舞臺演戲？真丟臉！”他大叫道：“鄰居知道了會怎麼想？”

“我會改名。”這位未來的喜劇演員主動提出。

“改名字！”他爸爸大叫著，“那如果你出了名怎麼辦？怎麼讓鄰居們知道你就是我的兒子呢？”