《老外怎麼看》S7小組賽第八日：Huni終於在世界賽上為北美而戰了

AHQ VS SKT

SKT taking notes from TSM's strategy of "leave Janna open, do nothing, lose the game"

-SKT這戰術看起來是從TSM那裡抄過來的“放風女，啥都不幹，然後輸掉。”

Watch C9 pick her and do nothing with her.

-等著看C9選了風女然後啥都不幹吧。

We did it boys.

-我們做到了：(

Mountain just crushed Peanut like the food he is named after.

-mountain把小花生打成了花生醬。

SKT Faker (Kassadin): Jarvan IV Teleport - Ready

-SKT faker(卡薩丁)：皇子傳送-已準備好

Westdoor fizz is legendary.

-西門的小魚人真是傳奇。

Even when NA doesn't play they get fucked over in week 2

-即使NA沒上場，第二週他們局勢也變得更糟了。

EDG vs C9

Not a single turret taken by C9...

C9甚至連一座塔都沒拿到

Don't worry, they got cloud drake. . .

別擔心，他們至少拿了一條風龍(英語直譯雲龍)

Well you know... They are cloud 9

不過你知道的，他們叫雲9來著

8 to go!

所以還有8條要拿！

our ryze is bad

the region is worse

you guessed it right

my heart fucking hurts

我們瑞茲很糟

賽區整體更差

你的擔心是對的

我心臟病已犯了

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Our region is hopeless

I am sad

玫瑰紅似嬌

紫羅蘭甚湛

賽區已無望

我心更慘淡

Good and bad news!

Good one: C9 is week 3, not 2!

Bad one: NA sucks at week 3 too!

我有一個好消息和一個壞消息！你要聽哪個？

好消息是：C9現在是第三週了！不是第二週！

壞消息是：北美在第三週一樣很糟

Caitlyn about to do for China what Moses did for Egypt

女警之於中國簡直好比摩西之於埃及

C9's plan:

1. Pick Ryze.

2. Give Chinese team Galio + Jarven god combo.

3. Do nothing let Caitlyn push towers.

4. Lose Baron fight.

5. Week 2 NA 1-8 now.

C9的遊戲規劃：

1.選瑞茲

2.放中國隊加里奧+皇子的組合

3.放任女警推塔

4.大龍團送

5.北美第二週1-8達成

Jensen thought he avoided Week 2 with Playin. What he didnt know: NA gets worse with each week passing by!

Jensen以為他成功避開了二週魔咒，但是他沒想到的是：其實這個魔咒的真面目是北美一週比一週打的爛

Just who exactly is behind all of thi..

其實這場比賽是他們打的……

C9 vs SKT

Graph of Contractz' IQ over the course of the game

本場比賽Contractz的智商波動圖表

y=3cos((8pi/25)(x-1/2))

kkOma after that game

本場比賽過後的KKOMA

BROTHER IMPACT SPYERINO

內奸大兄弟IMPACT啊！

AHQ vs EDG

iMan

我，真男人

iDaddy

我，你爹

iCarry

我，帶飛

(iBoy ID梗)

Me as an NA fan

我作為一個北美粉絲的心情：

Dear all teams at worlds

獻給世界賽上親愛的各支戰隊：

你的瑞茲是個傻逼英雄(對對對，就是你們，AHQ,MSF,C9和TSM，別跑)

Our Ryze is bad

Our plays, the worst

You guessed it right

It doesn't work

我們瑞茲很糟

選手打的更菜

你的擔心沒錯

全是徒勞無功

Me: Yay, Chawy's back!

AHQ: Ryze into Syndra

Me:.....THIS IS WHY PEOPLE THINK CHAWY SUCKS AHQ, FFS

我：哇！Chawy終於上場了欸！

AHQ:我們用瑞茲打辛德拉

我：……這就是為什麼大家都說Chawy把Ahq坑了的原因吧……幹！

iboy's interview was hilarious.

Lagging IRL.

0_________________0

iBoy的採訪太逗了

簡直就是現實生活中活生生的延遲

0_________________0

does this look like the face of mercy?

看上去是不是一張充滿慈悲的面孔？(EESAMA後繼有人)

everyone complains about exports from another region, but no one is complaing that EDG imported Iboy from another planet? 0___0

所有人都在吐槽其他賽區的外援，可是就沒人抱怨過EDG從其他星球拉了個外援過來嗎？0__0

C9 VS AHQ

MFW when NA drafts winning lanes + Janna. It took 10 games but NA finally learned.

-北美隊伍總算學會選線上英雄和風女了，雖然用了十場比賽來學，但是終於學會了。

I knew it was over when AHQ banned Ryze

-我看到AHQban掉瑞茲，我就知道結束了。

The 4 Horsemen of the Worlds Apocolypse: Ezreal Jungle, Ryze Mid, Cho Top, and Kog ADC

-世界賽的天啟四騎士：EZ打野，瑞茲中單，大蟲子上單和大嘴ADC。

-風女的平衡就像這樣糟糕

holy shit what is this an adaptation by a NA team??? at worlds? in week 2?

-見鬼了，我看到了什麼？一支北美隊伍做出了適應性調整？在世界賽？在第二週？？

There must have been a missclick in pick/ban. They thought they were banning Caitlyn and picking Ryze

-顯然是BP時候點錯了，他們以為他們ban掉了女警，選了瑞茲。

SKT VS EDG

NA through to the quarterfinals

-NA就是這樣進了八強的。

So sad for EDG, they were the 2nd best team in that group.

-真為EDG傷心，他們才是這組的第二強隊。

LET IT BE KNOWN WEEK 1 MATTERS

-這就是告訴我們第一週也很重要了啊。

TY SKT

-多謝SKT。

I think NA was happier with this win than any other in this Group stage

-我想北美對於這場勝利比起其他所有小組賽的勝利都更開心。

Best NA win and NA wasn't even playing!

-NA最棒的一場勝利，而且NA根本沒上場。

Faker: I am feeling merciful, I will allow one NA team out of groups

-faker：我今天要大發善心，我會讓一支NA隊伍出線的。

Huni finally performing for NA at worlds

-Huni終於在世界賽上為北美而戰了。

2nd time in two years. C9 better be buying SKT merch for all of their help.

-2年2次，C9應該買點SKT的東西來表達對他們的謝意。

They should just rebrand to SKT.NA because they owe them so much.

-他們可以直接重組成SKT.NA，因為他們欠SKT太多了。

Hello? 911 dispatcher? Yes, you can cancel that ambulance, NA is out of groups thanks to C9.

What happened? Uh, rookie adc went full crazy with "Kill Faker syndrome".

Thank you SKT!!!

-你好，911調度臺麼？對，可以取消救護車了，C9出線了。

發生了什麼？呃，新星ADC得了“擊殺faker綜合症”，

謝謝SKT！！！

EDG: SKT, check your bank account

SKT: We've checked, the amount gives you 20 minutes.

-EDG：SKT，看看你們賬戶。

SKT：我們看過了，這錢夠20分鐘的。

For the fifth year in a row, C9 is NA's last hope.

-連續五年，C9成了北美最後的希望。

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